You're not a gifted oracle, and neither are your alleged friends.

Muting this ignorant, click-baiting, time-wasting nonsense.

Fellow readers, if you're tired of seeing schlock like this too, just click the ellipsis (...) in the upper right-hand corner of the page, and select "Mute this author" et voila! A measurable drop in idiocy in your daily Medium experience!

If we all took 10 seconds to do this consistently, these people would stop, mend their ways, or at least move on in search of more gullible audiences.