"Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf."

"It's all wind-y stairs. I'm not tryin' to be funny."

"They're filmin' midgets!!!"

"You eet the Canadian."

"YOU'RE an inanimate fuckin' object!"

"Alcoves -- you use this word?

Ahh, nooks and crannies."

"It's Jesus' blood! Course ya don't fookin' hafta!"

"He's a bit of a ...

Cock?"

Basically any line from In Bruges. Brilliant.