"If-Then-Else is the devil’s taint" Can't. Stop. Laughing. :D

OK, I clapped for your article and followed you before I'd even gotten to the end. How are you not the President???

Thank you. I needed this. And couldn't agree more.

BTW, we don't need to feel powerless here. I mute every "[Technology_Name] Is Dead" and "Stop Using [Technology_Name]" article I see on Medium. If we all did this, it would make a dent.

Maybe we can start fixing it by lowering the noise level overall?